DAY AT WALMART- SMH
Well, today I went to Walmart, mainly because I needed yarn (don't judge me) and I wanted a Halloween Tshirt that I saw there. So, off I go to become a circus freak and shop with the other Walmart circus freaks for just a short time. (no offense to circus freaks of course, well, most of them anyway).
Driving around the parking lot was a chore. Not an empty space anywhere. Which only means one thing......................the freaks are out in full force today. I pass a shopping cart corral and of course I see a piggy back set up of carts. That's right, one cart, sideways inside and on top another cart and then yet another one inside and on top of that. Of course I shake my head. I finally find a spot and I walk to the front of the store................where surprisingly, people are walking IN the OUT door and OUT the IN door. I walk inside the in door, only to have people stare at me like I'm a big nut. Ok then.
Off to my shopping. I find the Halloween shirt I want. Bright pink and it says proudly, I AM THE GRANDMUMMY!! Not too much of a circus freak, am I? Halloween freak maybe. oh well. Over to the yarn section where this is a $1 yarn rollback. Yay ME!!!! I get two.
I walk around, I look at the sales. I pass by the other circus freaks. I put some pumpkin flavor cake mix in to my cart and I see the most amazing Halloween squeeze out icing. One is orange, one is black. The sticker on the shelf says that it is 29.63, obviously wrong. I see a store employee and I ask him, "what is the price of this icing"?. He tells me, the price is on the sticker. I tell him it must be wrong because it says $29.63. He looks at it, he looks at me, and he says "no I think its right". Needless to say, I didn't have the time or energy and I didn't get any Halloween icing.
Off to produce for a few tomatoes. I end up with only ONE tomato, because my weirdo magnet was in full swing and the guy stacking the tomatoes had to keep touching my arm. sigh
Ok, i'm at the checkout with 13 items in the 20 items or less lane. The cashier tells me it looks like I have a lot. I say NO, I have 13. She begins ringing them up, but she doesn't want to "reach" so asks me to keep pushing the items up closer to her. Ok, now that I've done my time, I'm on my way to my car. Once again................i'm walking out the OUT door but new circus freaks are entering Walmart OF COURSE coming IN the OUT. SMH
Driving around the parking lot was a chore. Not an empty space anywhere. Which only means one thing......................the freaks are out in full force today. I pass a shopping cart corral and of course I see a piggy back set up of carts. That's right, one cart, sideways inside and on top another cart and then yet another one inside and on top of that. Of course I shake my head. I finally find a spot and I walk to the front of the store................where surprisingly, people are walking IN the OUT door and OUT the IN door. I walk inside the in door, only to have people stare at me like I'm a big nut. Ok then.
Off to my shopping. I find the Halloween shirt I want. Bright pink and it says proudly, I AM THE GRANDMUMMY!! Not too much of a circus freak, am I? Halloween freak maybe. oh well. Over to the yarn section where this is a $1 yarn rollback. Yay ME!!!! I get two.
I walk around, I look at the sales. I pass by the other circus freaks. I put some pumpkin flavor cake mix in to my cart and I see the most amazing Halloween squeeze out icing. One is orange, one is black. The sticker on the shelf says that it is 29.63, obviously wrong. I see a store employee and I ask him, "what is the price of this icing"?. He tells me, the price is on the sticker. I tell him it must be wrong because it says $29.63. He looks at it, he looks at me, and he says "no I think its right". Needless to say, I didn't have the time or energy and I didn't get any Halloween icing.
Off to produce for a few tomatoes. I end up with only ONE tomato, because my weirdo magnet was in full swing and the guy stacking the tomatoes had to keep touching my arm. sigh
Ok, i'm at the checkout with 13 items in the 20 items or less lane. The cashier tells me it looks like I have a lot. I say NO, I have 13. She begins ringing them up, but she doesn't want to "reach" so asks me to keep pushing the items up closer to her. Ok, now that I've done my time, I'm on my way to my car. Once again................i'm walking out the OUT door but new circus freaks are entering Walmart OF COURSE coming IN the OUT. SMH
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